Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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