so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
