Your tits are I can't wait for
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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