He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I came so hard my ears popped.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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