erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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