i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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