Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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