bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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