dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You're a waste of cheezeits
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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