Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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