i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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