I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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