She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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