we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
the raccoons are back...
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