Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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