great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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