There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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