Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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