come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
