All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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