You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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