she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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