Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
