I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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