Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
