dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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