Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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