Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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