What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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