For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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