I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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