was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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