You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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