How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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