We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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