Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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