So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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