Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
