i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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