i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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