we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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