How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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