you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy