Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just tell him i said nine months
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix