My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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