im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I smell like Dick and happiness
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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