Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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