he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I believe in your delicious
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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