: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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