Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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