I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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