Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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