Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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