mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.